Dating Fun

• He asked "Why dont we try changing positions tonight". She responds "FINE, you stand at the kitchen sink while I sit on the couch and fart."

• Why do men give there penis a name because they don't want a stranger making the major decisions.

• Why dont men fake orgasm's.
  Because no man would make those faces's on pupose.

• What can you say to a man who just had sex.
  Anything you like hes asleep.
  

• Why does it take 3 million sperms to empragnent one egg.
  Because none will stop to ask for Directions.
  

• Moses wandered in the dessert for 40 years. He woud't ask for directions.
  

• What Happens When You Fall In Love With
  A chef? (You get buttered up.)
  A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
  A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
  A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
  A trashman? (He dumps you.)
  A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
  A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
  A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
  An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
  An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
  A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)